How to play

1. 🏈Every play, your receivers run routes. The defenders are in soft coverage. Everybody's tired. Nobody cares.
2. 👀Watch the coverage. On one receiver the defender busts — trips, turns the wrong way — and your guy throws his hands up. He's open.
3. 👆Tap him before the QB throws. You get four seconds in the pocket; he pops open late. Catch = yards = fantasy points. Tap a covered man, or wait too long, and it's incomplete.
4. 🥅Wide Left is two taps. Stop the sweeping aim marker (lean into the wind), then stop the power meter above the line for the distance. Doinks happen.
5. 🧮Points Don't Lie is one tap. Two box scores, half-PPR. Tap the one that scored more before the clock runs out.
6. 🚩Watch out for fakes. Defenders stumble without falling, receivers drift in and out of the picture, the formation flips, flags fly, and sometimes the QB just kneels — don't bite. Need a breather? Call a timeout. Nobody will know.
7. 📈You start 21 behind. Your opponent's at 99%. Every catch chips at it. One song, one game — the clock is the song.
8. 🏆Get close enough by the final play and the football gods hand you the win by point-two.

Sunday warm-up

The Couch

Three drills, one song, done before kickoff.

1,457 warm-ups served

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Pick your formation. Tap any O and drag his route. Name it. Ship it.

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Timing tool

Play the song and tap Mark (or spacebar) the instant the singer starts each line. The box below fills with paste-ready audio and lyricTimeline blocks for song.json. Then set each section's start to the time of its first line. The green dot blinks on the beat grid — nudge offset/bpm until it lands on the drums.