A fantasy football fan in a 00 jersey screams at a TV from a filthy couch surrounded by chips and cans.
Garbage Time Is My Time

A Song. A Game. All the points no one cares about.

Your Sunday warm-up. Three drills, one song, done before kickoff. Spot the open man, split the uprights, read the box score. Every meaningless yard is a point of yours.

1,457,203Total garbage points scored

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Song, characters and guide ยฉ 2026 Macguffin Vibes. All rights reserved.

How to play

  1. ๐ŸˆEvery play, your receivers run routes. The defenders are in soft coverage. Everybody's tired. Nobody cares.
  2. ๐Ÿ‘€Watch the coverage. On one receiver the defender busts โ€” trips, turns the wrong way โ€” and your guy throws his hands up. He's open.
  3. ๐Ÿ‘†Tap him before the QB throws. You get four seconds in the pocket; he pops open late. Catch = yards = fantasy points. Tap a covered man, or wait too long, and it's incomplete.
  4. ๐Ÿฅ…Wide Left is two taps. Stop the sweeping aim marker (lean into the wind), then stop the power meter above the line for the distance. Doinks happen.
  5. ๐ŸงฎPoints Don't Lie is one tap. Two box scores, half-PPR. Tap the one that scored more before the clock runs out.
  6. ๐ŸšฉWatch out for fakes. Defenders stumble without falling, receivers drift in and out of the picture, the formation flips, flags fly, and sometimes the QB just kneels โ€” don't bite. Need a breather? Call a timeout. Nobody will know.
  7. ๐Ÿ“ˆYou start 21 behind. Your opponent's at 99%. Every catch chips at it. One song, one game โ€” the clock is the song.
  8. ๐Ÿ†Get close enough by the final play and the football gods hand you the win by point-two. Reach a verse to unlock a page of the Survival Guide.

Sunday warm-up

The Couch

Three drills, one song, done before kickoff.

1,457 warm-ups served

Or run one drill

A Macguffin Vibes production.

Verse 1
GTM91.4
OPP WIN PROB99%
OPP112.4
1st & 10 0 rec ยท 0 yds

Final

GTM 112.6โ€“OPP 112.4

Won by point-two.

Draw up a play

Draw #9's route from the โ˜…. Then run it.

The Garbage Playbook

Fantasy Survival Guide

The Bulletin Board

How did Sunday go?

The Pro Shop

Garbage Time Is My Time
The Soundtrack

    Timing tool

    Play the song and tap Mark (or spacebar) the instant the singer starts each line. The box below fills with paste-ready audio and lyricTimeline blocks for song.json. Then set each section's start to the time of its first line. The green dot blinks on the beat grid โ€” nudge offset/bpm until it lands on the drums.

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